The Sultanate of Islamic Caliphate of Osman is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Osman Ali ii with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.972 billion Osmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sultan Şehri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.2%.

The powerhouse Osmanian economy, worth 489 trillion Akceses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,535 Akceses, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Islamic Caliphate of Osman are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islamic Caliphate of Osman's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Islamic Caliphate of Osman is ranked 63,364^th in the world and 18^th in Middle East for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,065.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.